crrocs:

i’m sorry i had to make this rebloggable like common

(via reunionwillcome)

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galaxys4:

what the *looks around for adults* hell

(via nipplest-deactivated20131127)

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

(via lovelylemons13)

(Source: purrrl, via 90smtv)

thetremblingofmyhand:

Hey, let’s read some fanfics

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lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

(via walterwhlte-deactivated20130825)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via analbeth)

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

(Source: peachvenom, via whysocoy)

lambhoof:

A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

(Source: lambhoo, via aworldfullofwinchesters)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: butterfliesandbottlecaps, via aworldfullofwinchesters)